Save Your Husband’s Life: Read I Just Want to Be Alone

AshleyCirque du Today14 Comments

“Nobody said it was easy / No one ever said it would be this hard” croons Chris Martin in the Coldplay ballad “The Scientist.” In it, who effing knows what Chris Martin was really singing about . . . he could’ve been talking about changing baby daughter “Apple’s” crappy diaper for all we know. But I like to think he … Read More

AshleySave Your Husband’s Life: Read I Just Want to Be Alone

Cirque du Today: Female Acrobats Need Not Apply

AshleyCirque du Today6 Comments

My 6-yr-old son, Mineological, and his daddy take great pleasure in watching ABC’s “Wipeout,” wherein people succumb to an ass-beating by way of a crazy obstacle course to win $50K. Especially entertaining, apparently, are segments in which guys take sterilizing shots to the family jewels. Anywho. The other night, Todd wasn’t home, so I was forced to watch Wipeout alone with M. The unspoken rule … Read More

AshleyCirque du Today: Female Acrobats Need Not Apply