Cirque du Today: Mommy’s Hall of Name-Calling Horrors

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You truly don’t understand why your mother gave you all those unending, blathering guilt trips, which you endured with rolling eyes and exasperated sighs, until a child that you carried in your womb for 9 months (and made you gain 40 lbs that went straight to your ass), and whose hungry or sick cries you’ve lovingly answered at 3 in the morning a million … Read More

AshleyCirque du Today: Mommy’s Hall of Name-Calling Horrors